forkanstyle

Cheers to This guy

"""Billy picked up a beer can from the army
of beer cans on the table and grabbed a dirty glass. "You puppies waste so
much alcohol." He put his finger over the top of the can to strain the beer
into the glass without any cigarette butts making their way into the glass.
A thin stream of warm ashy liquid drip poured into the glass. "See this is
conservation." He crushed the can and threw it on the floor. He grabbed the
next can and strained it the same way into the glass. Now everyone was
watching him. "you can't afford to waste beer like this."
"Oh fuck, I'm gonna puke." Roman ran out of the room. The rest us started
laughing. By this time Billy had almost a full glass. He held it up toast
style and grinned. "Sunday morning! Top of the morning!" He tipped the glass
back and chugged the whole thing.""""