May 25, 2004

Errr Fooking shit

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Messing with templates is a bitch.. why cant we all just get along!


Ima go to sleep even though i fucked it all up..

oh well ..fuck this shit im tired

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Its fucking hot in here

why is it 60 outside and 98 in here?
GOD dammn windows that dont open and lizards with all thier heat shit ..and small bullshit houses that heat the fuck up ... i feel like im living in a mother fucking toaster .. and im about to POP the fuck out the top of this mother fucker ...so get out the butter and the jam IM Fucking DOne!


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WaterFront Pile of shit

Ya know every year this town hAS a waterfront festive of the preTurbed
i personally decided that i will forgo further "festives" and sit at home contimplating death instead of subjecting myself to the horrors of that shit Ever the fuck again... traffic for one .. is GOD dammn awfull fuck i cant even pull out of my driveway without running over six hispanic fuckers trying to sell me a wooden shitstained mask made in indoniesa .. or some fucking shit.

i did "aquire about 160 dollars worth of items" without spending a fucking dime though .. and they also had some fucking Sick ass mother fucking cars ... and some parrot shit on some guys shoulder .. so maybe i did have fun..
i dont fucking know ..

but it is like quickymart Multiplied because there is an APu ..in every fucking booth ... and .. yeah i may be a little racist here but .>God dammn ..why dont they fuck off!!

"you want dat dat is 5 dollaR 5 dollar! ..gimmie 5 dollar!"

ill give you 5 fingers up your fucking eightarmed eliphant goddesss ass

good lord.

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FogZ rolling In

i got my fog machine working .. and now im wondering why the fuck i have one

har har


there is normaly enough smoke due to other things ..around ..no need to go Major fucking overboard .. maybe i can pawn it off on some SuckA

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Shiieoot

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Ive been Busy "fucking", getting other stuff done and i havent posted in a week
it seems ... not that i have a fan base or anyone that even looks at this shit for that matter, but sorry none the less .. i shall now bore you with lots of stupid shit Enjoy SuckA

HAR HAR! Facker

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May 13, 2004

NEWsflaSh

this just in...

The Japanese have learned to Punch with thier feet!

Beware!

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Maybe the aliens are dumb to!

Hey look its an alien!

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Hmm ... makes sense.. NanU nanU

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May 07, 2004

DONT be a pussy just Enjoy!

Shut your vegitarian Pie holes Bend over and take it up the tailpipe!
Kill some puppies ... nuke the whales ... no one fucking cares...just eat it..
think about it if you do not eat "them" that makes them higher on the food chain then you ..which makes you lower then me ... so get in my god dammn burger ill eat you to.

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quote to remember

"I just wanted to sing a song, and there came a point where I couldn't sing
anything... nobody else was writing what I wanted to sing. I couldn't find
it anywhere. If I could have I probably would have never started
writing." -Bob Dylan.

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Cheers to This guy

"""Billy picked up a beer can from the army
of beer cans on the table and grabbed a dirty glass. "You puppies waste so
much alcohol." He put his finger over the top of the can to strain the beer
into the glass without any cigarette butts making their way into the glass.
A thin stream of warm ashy liquid drip poured into the glass. "See this is
conservation." He crushed the can and threw it on the floor. He grabbed the
next can and strained it the same way into the glass. Now everyone was
watching him. "you can't afford to waste beer like this."
"Oh fuck, I'm gonna puke." Roman ran out of the room. The rest us started
laughing. By this time Billy had almost a full glass. He held it up toast
style and grinned. "Sunday morning! Top of the morning!" He tipped the glass
back and chugged the whole thing.""""

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Michaeljackson

What in the hell is up with this "thing"?
i hope he looses acess to his mutiant machines while rotting in prision ... maybe then we will be rid of the Child molesting White woman of Baby Throwing Fury.


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and then go out and ...........

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Stupid Posting Crap

POST YOU LITTLE FUCKERS >.. skifdngasljdu25p09235-0i9ktjs;kfdmas.;kdg

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Shit Got fucked Up

4 broken hands 1 broken car 3 broken hearts 1 broken cdplayer 1 broken gutair 1 broken cooler 5 broken beer bottles 2 broken glasses
(insert prices for above here (%$#^#$^) )

1 night of crazy shit... priceless

and by that ... i mean ..jEsus H christ that shit sucked lets never do it again... in fact ..why dont you all just Fuck off ... for the time being anyway

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Wynona's BIG brown Beaver

she shows it off to all her friends...

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Silent Revenge

Revenge is bitersweet prolong it as much as possible Drag its ass through the Dirt and get some Mileage off of the misery.

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Thats one Gross Sandwich

Chow Down!

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May 05, 2004

Indeed

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May 04, 2004

Wrote this late last week.

tonight, oh tonight
my hate runs deep
im at the edge of my seat
my love was so true
what the fuck did you do?
tonight my heart was shattered
and your used and battered
i cant look at you
its sad but fucking true
maybe i should just end it all
say "fuck it" and drop the ball
blow my lights out, call it quits
would i have any regrets?

yeah i know, im crazy.... but ... fuck you :)

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Thank you Erin

Erin i want you to know i love you, and i thank you with all of my heart for that conversation we had, it helped me realize alot about what happened, your a great person and you will make an amazing counselor. your the greatest.

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May 03, 2004

Head up my ass

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this is about how my weekend went..

im so close to the edge..

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May 02, 2004

CS server

Hey im gonna network my old pent2 266, and make a gaming server out of the old pos. should run fine. if your interested in being an admin or just want to kick the shit out of each other drop me a line.

it should be up by the end of the month.

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Inspiration

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this proves that some people are really motivated.

EAT up Fatty!

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useless fact002

A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

man i could fly farther then that, just fucking jump out a window ... and flap my arms as i fell "cross my fingers for a good landing" (splat)

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useless fact001

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

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Irish joke

Murphy was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.
Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.
"Please Lord," he implored, "let it be blood!!"

not that great of a joke but somewhat funny

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MushYz

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yesterday was one hell of a day, lot of crazy personal shit went down.. i seem to keep suicide as an option in the back of my head and it likes to rise up from time to time.. and im sick of fighting it.


kidder stoped by with a bunch of crazy fucks last night, thankfully in time to prevent any major rage on my part ... now they have been gone less then 20 min and already, its rearing its ugly head.

but fuck it, ill be AIGHT

just need to stop being "pond scum"(thanks erin)

there is an ocean of fish out there, if i can just get out of this fucking pond(A-town).

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May 01, 2004

Random shit

well i was gonna write some shit but people showed up at my castle so fuck it.


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One night

very strange brewings tonight, in the land of A-town.

when locals try buying stuff for other locals and "certain items" were inserted into the cash, which happened to toppel out upon purchase! of "some such items".. someone is going to be pummeled by some other someone.

there is some truth in every lie.

Hey and A Evil Grin out to P.L.F folk everwhere on this evening of strange Brewings, and Evil doings.

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