June 12, 2004
Weekend of Insanity
The Good times and the bad times, all wraped up into one twisted shindig.
another year come and past, another class out passing gas.
"its somthing unpredictable but in the end is right, i hope you had the time of your life." ~Greenday
Everything turned out for the best, laying low now is my only option
i think ive tried my luck enough for this place, im gonna
wipe clear and clean,
"No you may not come in my house and have a look around"
"i wish you would just co-operate with me"
"im trying Sir, but your not co-operating with me"
it was good while it lasted but i will not be caught up in this war.
Other places are begining to look good.
such as canada.
im stressed out right now its 2:40 in the morning, i would still be partying but after that shit happened i cant do anything but try taking deep breaths
im glad everyone and everything is ok though.
its over now, everything is gonna be ok.
Shmoke ShweeD EvaRy Deeyy Beotch.
good night people good night...
June 04, 2004
harry pot head
went and saw the midnight showing of harry nuts last night...
the girl creature wanted me to, anyway she fell asleep for part of it ..
it wasnt to bad .. it was lacking in massive detail ... books are always better.
but its worth seeing once.
Stupid Friends 101
this strange shit happened to me recently.
i got a friend of mine a job, that pays well and is easy as fuck.
then about 2 months into the job we both got random drug tested.
i went home and flushed my system and called him up to see if he wanted to drink any of this D-tox shit i had ..and some cranberry juice. he said he would be fine.
the next day we went in for our tests and i passed... and he failed.
so he got fired.
and now i hear .. he is mad at me .. because im an "asshole"
and i also hear he wants to "turn me in"
turn me in for what? ..smoking pot? .. what in the fuck.
i think he is pussy whipped by his stupid ass girlfriend ... she dosent like drinking and smoking i guess... fucking bullshit though cause this dude used to hang out all the fucking time.. and get all fuckered up...
well ... fuck him and fuck his stupid girlfriend ... im gonna continue getting fucked up and keep the upperground .. its not my fault im not a fucking moron and i can pass a drug test, and this dude .. blows it off to hang with mRs stupid bitch...
anyway im the fuck out.
~~~ Forkan, (who needs friends anyway FUCK em)
Down time
Yeah hey, my site was down for a day or two, some server problem but its back up and the problem was fixed so should be up and running.
June 03, 2004
Cats and catnip
"A look at plant and animal relationships indicates that the connection between humans, cannabis and these fertility sex-rites could have arisen out of an earlier, pre-cultural symbiotic relationship between man and marijuana.
When exposed to catnip, cats show clear evidence of "central nervous system excitation" (kundalini arousal) including profound sexual stimulation. In the classic Good Cat Book, Mordecai Siegel explains that "the similarity of the catnip response to the normal sexual behavior of cats is striking." He also describes how "male cats have spontaneous erections while females adopt mating stances, complete with vocalization and 'love biting' of any available object." Siegel concludes that "these displays have prompted naturalists to speculate that catnip once served the evolutionary function in the wild of preparing cats for sex, a natural springtime aphrodisiac."
This seasonal symbiotic sexual association between cats and catnip may also hold true for the relationship between humans and marijuana. The spring-time aphrodisiac effects of catnip act as a trigger for mating, coinciding perfectly with the animal's gestation period to make for birth in the summer, when food is more plentiful. This timing also holds true for the release of aphrodesiac cannabis resins and pollens in the fall. The nine-month human ncubation period would result in a birth at the beginning of summer.
Like catnip, which causes "estrous" behavior in female cats through the estrogen-like chemical it contains, the aphrodisiac effect of cannabis is also related to estrogen-like chemicals, as the active cannabinoids have a molecular resemblance to some female hormones."
and it gets you Hiiiigh to!... aint that some shit.