forkanstyle

SpiderZ

Hmmm wake and bake ... orr

Tripple shot mocha mother facking coffee

think ill wake and bake ...

The Gates are Open

Battlefront Stupid, chaotic retards, blindly jumping into death.
as the beer vanishes the smoke disapates, the Crazy Fanatics come out to play

waving thier fists of retarted virtue, handed down by retarted old men in retarted old clothes who wrote on retarted old paper.

what they wrote, would be the cause of Billions of retarted DEaths for thousands of years, all because people will always .... Blindly Follow.

just like the sheep just like the cattle, humans have always blindly followed

masses of people swarming to do what they belive they must, what society dictates they must.

you only live once.

so when crazy mother fucking religious fanatical mother fuckers come marching at my door i crush then with my giant boot of (FUCK YOU AND YOUR JESUS)

it works most times. but it takes the fanatic and centralizes his religious upbringing of good evil god devil ... to view and i became ... THE DEVIL.

So Now My Children Bow Down Before The Lord Of Chaos The Keeper of the Underworld Yours truly .. i shall Destroy All of the weak and Mame all of the Lame.

Fuck this stupid world i dont even belive in satan ..or god ... so why cant people accept that and leave me the fuck alone ... i only get mad when im fucking MINDing my own business and then JESUS gets Thrown in my face.... FUck that .. i dont wanna hear it ... i dont force shit down your pie ass holes ... so leave me the fuck alone mother fuckers ...eat shit ... ill smoke a bowl and rot in hell ..i dont give a shit .... facking BLASHJFLKGSJHElgsmne g.led,;gjnlrekgjs.;dgsd
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..... im out.

Computer Problems

This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause."
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee with a caller:

Customer Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"

Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

CS: "What sort of trouble?"

C: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

CS: "Went away?"

C: "They disappeared."

CS: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

C: "Nothing."

CS: "Nothing?"

C: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

CS: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"

C: "How do I tell?"

CS: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

C: "What's a sea-prompt?"

CS: "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"

C: "There isn't any cursor, I told you, it won't accept anything I type."

CS: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

C: "What's a monitor?"

CS: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"

C: "I don't know."

CS: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

C: "Yes, I think so."

CS: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."

C: ".......Yes, it is."

CS: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

C: "No."

CS: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."

C: ".......Okay, here it is."

CS: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."

"I can't reach."

CS: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

C: "No."

CS: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

C: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."

CS: "Dark?"

C: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

CS: "Well, turn on the office light then."

C: "I can't."

CS: "No? Why not?"

C: "Because there's a power outage."

CS: "A power... A power outage? Ah, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

C: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

CS: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."

C: "Really? Is it that bad?"

CS: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."

C: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

CS: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

drunk hat

harry is fucking passed out on my couch because he put on his facking pabst blue ribbon hat and it intoxicated his fucking shit all up. ... nitorius nippled mother fucker.

Bloody Hell

Hated by all, loved by few

fucking people pissed me off today and i dont even know why.

when i woke up this morning and looking out my front door, i saw a Huge husky wolf looking dog standing on my front porch and it was staring Right the fuck at me straight in the eye.

we sat there staring at eachother for a few seconds and then i said alowed ... "Whoa".. and the thing took off really fast.

im not into superstious shit ill walk under a fucking ladder and fucking tip over salt and let black cats cross my path ... but strange wolves staring at me first thing in the morning .. was fucking crazy.

anyway after that my day was pretty generic .. shmoked shweed seahawks won, ate food .. drowned some nuns for satan,

nothing to out of the ordinary, my french fry eating redhaired vixen came by .. but left early as shit..

cabbit had a nug in her hair... we smoked it.
it was fucking gross....
cat hair burns badly...

SPAM spam spam Spam

i just went through and manualy deleted 500+posts of pure spam shit.

i hate spam. ...all spam

fuck spam

Eye contact

hmm

priestgarglet

when your brushing your teeth while doing a chick in the ass,
or just another one of zack tripper's dreams

....hmm Indeed.

Ever seen the back of a ... uhh this picture on .... weeed?

Bob Church of the subgenius

http://www.subgenius.com
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Yeah SLACK the Fuck off Beeotches

ingested

jeff/brian

1half oz maryjane
pint jager
1 gallon of capt morgan
half gallon of absolute mand
5th of absolute currant
5 cases of beer
5th of taquela
5th of popov

mc donalds
ramen
7packs of smokes
4 red bulls
chips and salsa

all in seven days....

fuck.

JESUS

Scientists have descovered secret powers in the cross by hanging yourself from it, you to can rid yourself of sins and chronic back pain.

for only 95$ an hour you can hang like jesus, and experience the unworldly
powers that be.

My bathroom floor

I think someone Sharted?

Fucking WIld

Fucking little wild manky mother fucker jumping backwards into walls and flipping over corpses

Explosive rotting cow heads, ITS raining CATS

vomiting blood and pissing in your mouth
and its only monday.

Floppy tits and marmalade

branDozer is Vigigaming it NINtendeR style. +3 extra lives

Fucking pouring seaguls in my anus

explosive implosive
sack O jaaa WEEyaa

Death

I love kittens, they are crunchy

SATANS sticking it to your girls anus so you can suck gods Jesus!